Torment Tuesday News #122

An eventful week in snowboarding. This time around we talk Scott Stevens’ iPhone footage, a Lamborghini collaboration, and the latest addition to Mountain Hardwear.

Torment Tuesday News #122

An eventful week in snowboarding. This time around we talk Scott Stevens’ iPhone footage, a Lamborghini collaboration, and the latest addition to Mountain Hardwear.

December 10, 2024
Words By Your Favorite Craft Beer TTN

If a tow truck is about to tow your car, can you get in the car and refuse to have it towed? When a Torment logo sticker is on your back windshield, you can do anything. Another week, let's get into it.

Torment Weather Report: "This is all pink and attractive, but we are going to die." CNN recently spoke with Russian-born American photographer Anastasia Samoylova about her 2019 series “Flood Zone" that depicts the state of Florida's climate crisis. Whether the ever-cracked pink sidewalk of Miami Beach's Park Avenue or the concrete erosion that can be found on most Floridian bridges, it's Samoylova's goal to showcase that her streets are decaying in real time.

"Samoylova’s images are a far cry from the visual language of starving polar bears and blazing wildfires that often saturate coverage around the environment. 'Everything is intertwined,' she said. 'That’s why I think isolating climate change as something detached and abstract, and visually associated with melting ice caps, is very dangerous because we’re in the moment right now.'"

"I’ve been collecting snowboard memorabilia which relates to my home city, St. John’s Newfoundland. Issue SEVEN happens to fit in perfect with this collection as the cover shot was taken just about 15 mins from my front door! Also, got some photos of Issue SEVEN at locations around the city today! Stoked to finally get a little decent weather to get outside and get these pics for ya. Been raining here since the beginning of November… wild."

Received a nice email from one of St. John’s biggest Tormentors the other day. Sent over perfect placement of Jed's cover photo, but followed up with a few of our favorite shots. Shout out Michael H, big love from the far East.

It's a special day when the @suzygreenberg270 YouTube channel gets a new upload. We've been patiently awaiting more Scott Stevens iPhone footage since scott stevens 2021 iphone part:video:movie JCVD T.E."Teri Weinberg 450", and that hiatus ended two days ago.

Some recycled Instagram story footage that needed a new home, and found the perfect address under CONUNDRUM CONTINUUM and the ASPECT RATIOS OF DOOM . Scott Stevens and friends iPhone movie 2024. Never forget the most iconic video on that YouTube channel...

Photo: Lamborghini

Automobili Lamborghini, CAPiTA Snowboards, and Union Binding Company joined forces for the latest collaboration you didn't know you needed. Will this setup make you the fastest on the mountain? Probably not, but it will make you the richest.

A few of our favorite comments from the Instagram promotion last night:

- "Finally a lamborghini i can afford (maybe)"
- "Lamborghini snowboard before gta 6"
- "How to spot a rider with more money than skill…."
- "It’s like the Lamborghini of snowboards"
- "I appreciate the fact you used an actual snowboarder and had some snowboarding in the advert 👏🏾👏🏾 I would expect nothing less from @capitasupercorp 🔥🔥"
- "naaaaa keep this hypebeast crypto BS outta the industry"
- "Well, with the price of lift tickets these days I guess there would be a fair cross over in your market"

Noah Grayson Carballo, aka Bad Boy Noah, is the only single digit boarder wearing GBP hoodies whose allowed to wear grills and play with butterfly knives. Would normally be concerned, but after watching his first street part it all makes sense. Juvenile will humble the self-proclaimed "young soul" in you.

This week marks the one-year anniversary since the then five-year-old really made waves on the Bomb Hole's Group Chat. Maybe next year he'll have his own episode?

Photo: Tom Boy Media

"BTS dump from a very fun project ✨ Stay tuned for more updates on our first feature length documentary, starring the legends shown here + many more"

Tom Boy Media is cooking up something extra special. Only time will tell...

Exactly one year later, Colton Morgan's footage from Trollhaugen is live. Max Tokunaga, Ryan Collins, Noah Brown, Jordan Morse, Andrew Aldridge, Zeb Powell, Grace Warner, Luke Winkleman, Danimals, Gian Sutter, Tony Wagner, Emma Crosby on the ropes.

Just checked out Colt's YouTube channel, and looks like a recent upload snuck by us. Nice try, but the world needs to see your Norway Diary.

Photo: Sean Petit

Looks like Mountain Hardwear is revamping their snow program, and following their Stüssy collab with Jed Anderson and Jake Kuzyk, they've raised eyebrows again. This coveted come up comes in the form of Sean Petit, the double threat. Two planks or one, Sean will be kitted in some new outerwear this coming season.


“It’s inspiring to be collaborating with a company that puts so much of their focus into product design and innovation.” - Sean Petit

Instagram Clip of the Week: Slow and steady wins the race at Trollhaugen.