Year: 1977
Engine: 460 cubic inch (7.5-liter) V8
Drive: 2WD
Vehicle Name: Steezy Shit Box
Years Owned: 2.5
Times in Shop: Probably nine, and it usually stays for months
Smoker Friendly: Yes sir
What’s Playing: A Country Gold 8-track that constantly loops
Best Feature: Couch-like seats, multiple ashtrays, snowboards fit in the trunk
Worst Feature: Leaks a shit ton
Longest Drive: 58 miles
Best Passenger: It’s better solo
Worst Passenger: All my passengers are GOATs
Initial Price Tag: $5,000
Estimated Value: Priceless
Worth It: Absolutely
What is this thing realistically used for?
Straight up just for cruising around town and the occasional trip to Bachy in the spring.
Where did you get it?
Curtis Ciszek’s partner, Melissa DosPassos, has this hot-ass friend who gave me a fire deal on it!
"It honestly sucks, but I kinda love it."
Why did you want it?
I just always wanted an older car. Don’t really know why, I just like looking at ‘em. Also this car was only a couple streets down from where I live, so the walk to go purchase it was nice. And it’s beautiful.
Would you sell it?
I ask myself that same question all the time. Right now I kinda want to sell it, but I probably won’t. It honestly sucks, but I kinda love it.
Any funny stories about the car?
I did think this car was going to get me girls, but really it only attracts old-ass dudes.
What’s the best thing about driving it?
You kinda get a false sense of being a boss. Driving it makes you feel way cooler than you actually are.
How hard is it to roll up and drive at the same time?
It’s easier than eating and driving. And way safer.
What does this time capsule smell like inside?
Just smells like an old-ass car, which is kinda good though. Kinda nostalgic. Probably kinda like cigs too (:
