Realized we have some leftover stock sitting in the warehouse, so naturally we decided the most fiscally responsible solution was to panic and launch a fire sale. For this weekend only, we’re marking down tees, hoodies, mags, and whatever else we found buried in boxes. Your closet is a much better place for it than our warehouse floor.
So buy some new gear, window shop, or just enjoy the Memorial Day Weekend. We originally tried to come up with an actual strategy for this sale, but after scrolling through the group chat for five minutes, we realized the campaign had basically already written itself:
"Dude, we should sell some of the old shit we got in the warehouse"
"Fire sale. That’s all I got."
“Buy a new t shirt while the world burns.”
"Might find a graphic of a burning police car or something."
“The margins are cold but the sales are on fire.”
"What if we just burned it all down instead?"
"Are people going to know what MDW is?"